Category: carny people

A Message To The Public

Contrary to what you may believe, or what impressions you may be under, the Carnival lot is also someones home. We bust our asses to accommodate you in every possible way. So please stick to the Midway and other public places. Washrooms are provided, so please use them. I don’t know how many times I’ve…


Bad Habits I’ve Picked Up Being On The Road

I like to sleep in my clothes. Even off the road I do it often. I guess I’ve slept a lot of places you just don’t take your clothes off. I don’t know. I’ve slept outside, in bunks with roaches, under trucks…etc. Sometimes when I’m working, and the day is over, and I worked my…


Life Is Not a Journey!

Life is not a journey. It’s about the “now” not the destination. The destination is the grave! Whoever came up with that shit must have been the same one that invented the “Rat race!” The Carny world is about “the moment!” We live in the here and now. I’ve never witnessed depression or anxiety in…


Corporate America and The Carnies

Corporate America has taken over the show in North America. A lot of independents have been kicked off as a result, they can’t have anything on the show now. The Carny family is breaking apart. Big paces of the community leaving. The Carnival life is changing fast. The Carnival was always run by Carnies, that’s…


Stewart Brown A.K.A. (Stuge)

I took a friend with me on the road one year, he fit in perfectly, his name was Stewart, we all just called him “Stuge” because he was so funny. I met him in a big city on the west coast, we met in a hostel actually. He was a total drifter like me. We…


Wanna See My Pecker?

There used to be this old guy that worked games when I was a kid, I can’t remember his name, it was a long time ago. He had been on the road 50 years when I was a kid. He used to ask the girls, walking the Midway, and girls that worked the lot, if…


The Bullshit Media and Carnies!

Here’s the review on it, I’ll tear it apart shortly. (This groundbreaking work based on the author’s time living the carnival life is stupendous. Step right up to the podium and have a good read, folks, the one the only thrilling tale of “carny” life. Make your acquaintance with a world filled with people and…


I Saw Her – The Cheating Wife

She was carrying her heels and straightening her dress as she crept out of the bunkhouse. For her it was late, me, early. This wasn’t the first time I’d witnessed such a scenario . She was a bosses wife and though that meant she wouldn’t fuck one of her own crew it didn’t mean she…


Old Timers

Ah the “Oldtimers!” What a bunch of grumpy old pricks. They have no time for niceties, they don”t give a shit. It’s all about the bottom line. Get the shit set up and get making money.There’s no time for personal drama or any kind of shit. Not like I see in the world today. I…


1000 Miles and 4 Spot’s Doesn’t Make You A Carny

The Carny world is tough to break into. It takes a long time. What do I mean by “break into?” To truly be on the “inside.” There are lots of people who think they’re on the “inside” because they’ve worked a few years on the road. Being on the inside is when you’re connected to…